BoXiNG tarGet......T.T

Duno since when i bcome target of all flat 12 gals boxing target........haih...actually my arm waist is 10 inch, but after sometime i found tat my waist increase to 15 inch...not bcause i fatter, is bcause my arm alredi "bengkak"......so pity T.T
here is the list of all the suspect:::

EMILY TAN : nickname-female tiger
-the one who using palm to attack me...sometime use both palm to attack wif terrible laugh....
sometimes hit until i alomst fainted n her hand also pain....

TSUEY YIN:nickname-dinasour
-this suspect is student from shao lin, the most powerful attack - mou ying shao. i alwiz get attacked by her mou ying shao till seriuosly injured. but u cant c her attack cause she alwiz attack when somebody else attacking me, so in the end so messy till i duno i was attacked by who n the fact is she is one of them...

POOI WAH:nickname-my sis (status change liao, cannot use old nickname)
- tis cute little human is student fr all the top kung fu school from china. She not only graduate from wah shan(main), she also student of wu dang, er mei, shao lin........all the skill learned, i also experienced d. T.T*sob sob* cubit nipple also kena.....u say pity or not...

PEY BOON:nickname-my dear(status also change liao, cannot use old nickname)
-tis pretty gal ler....hit herself more than hit me....after hitting me, here black green there black green..i also duno how she hit ppl de. at last the most injured person is the person who hit ppl...then use the "jing guat sui" for the injured plc..then annouce to everyone say i hit her...so i alwiz eat dead cat lo....not i do de ma, y say i do wo....so innocent....(-@-)

2nd class suspect : FANG YING, EVELYN...these 2 suspect involved the less but still consider as suspect.....although 4get when i attacked by them but i VERY VERY 100% 200% sure tat they got attack also.. haih.....my chinese name call wei qian ma not qian bian ma....y every1 also hit me till i bengkak like fatty....

this report is recorded in front of UK top ranked police officer,
and the record will b keep for the lifetime of the victim.....
the possible punichment for those suspect:
1)mz invite the victim to all suspect weddings...
2)mz try the best to attend each gathering which include flat 11 n 12...
3)mz remember the victim bday n prepare the gift for him no matter how far u r...
4)mz happy alwiz whole life........

Certified by: Officer Goh (TOP ranked police officer)
Victim : Ochen Goh
Date:look at the begining of this blog la...there got write d ma..HAIYO...